Dear Stupid Pit Bull Owner,
You have a strong dog that if not trained properly can be a danger to itself, other dogs and people. You also have a dog that is eager to learn and devoted to being loved, so: EASY TO TRAIN! This dog also has high energy and like every other dog needs a fenced yard if allowed to roam freely. Also, if you have a group of large dogs, Pit Bulls and Pit Bull mixes, it's best to keep them secure, mostly because many people are fearful of these dogs. You should NOT allow them to go free in your front yard. To begin with they can get hit and killed by a car. For another, Goose and I may be walking on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET. I do NOT appreciate six large dogs racing over to me and my baby, darling, precious little boy. I also do NOT appreciate them attacking him. I would like you to think of me as a Mama Bear. I don't want to kill, but if they harm my boy, I will FREAKING ATTACK LIKE A MAD WOMAN. I don't care how "Sorry" you are. Put your damn dogs on some damn leashes.
Thank you,
From your local Non-Stupid Pet Owner
I hate stupid people.
If you fear you are a stupid Pit Bull Owner, or likely to become one, here are some links so you can be less stupid:
Pit Bulls on the Web: Training
The Proper Pit Bull: Training
